2 Sheets to the Wind
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Episode 7: TMI Tuesday

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It’s Tuesday, which means that this is the day of the week that everyone on Tumblr just gets in a big room, strips down, and gets mad fucky. Including us. This week’s questions cover a delightful array from sex and BDSM to poo (from… most to least delightful). This is why y’all keep coming back, right?

Sorry for the intermittent audio issues, I’m aware that I sound a little weird this week. I’m recording from a new place and on a new computer and I’m still working out the kinks. Also: allergies???

Anyway, please enjoy. Like and reblog ok thanks <3333

edit: Here is a mirror, for the people who are having trouble downloading. Thanks!!!

guess who just got done recording!!!
i sent a thing on gmail, at least I think it went, anyway. thanks for being cool and letting me know - that guy from before
Anonymous

We got it. Sorry for the trouble. :)

also im sorry that was really long also trying to sign off with a moniker looks bad in askboxes - fucklord jerkface
Anonymous

we didn’t get an ask! :( try formspring or gmail

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2Sheets Fandom Special!!!

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By way of apology for our extended absence, Nat and Vermouth are (dubiously) proud to present a short meditation on fandom. Which is to say that we get really, really drunk and belligerent about Homestuck (Vermouth has to be drunk to talk about Homestuck). No advice in this one, just us displaying our inner pathetic nerds for the world to see.

Tonight: Vermouth Hates Trolls, Hello Ladies, The 2Sheets Fandom, Supernatural Death Threats, Dr Who Sucks, Bilbo Baggins x Smaug, Nat Likes Het, Dirkships, Storage BORES (hehhhh), Vermouth’s Drunken Scottish Accent

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Episode 5: Gettin’ Down

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This week: We kick off our triumphant return with class and style when Nat implies that everyone from Texas is white. You know, because of cowboys. Please forgive her, she don’t know nothin’ bout nothin’. Also: King Cuddles of Huggy Mountain, Luau as a Euphemism, Friend-Dumped, Fire Breathing, Baked Alaska, Dick Torrent, Firmly Girded, Trash-Talking Your Ex, Vermouth’s Engagement, and The Torso Story.

2sheets is now recording!!!
We’re in the midst of a few technical difficulties, but have no fear, we will make it up to you with A Very Special 2sheets once we figure out what the hell we’re doing.
can we expect a new episode anytime in the near future? :3
Anonymous

YES!!!! We’ll be recording one this week. Sorry for the delays - we had holidays, Vermouth had a wedding to go to, then I got sick in a way that made my voice hell to listen to, so I didn’t want to subject you to that.

We should be back on a regular schedule very, very soon. We always need questions! We can’t do episodes without questions!!!!!!